List of Haunting Questions

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What does the world want to know? I used this keyword tool to blend the following two lines into a list of possible question beginnings:

who, what, when, where, why
is, are, was, were, has, had, have

Thie outputted (a real word?) list was fed into Google and this ball-owning list was returned:

what day is - Dag. I just remember that I was going to write a program today. Thanks a frickin’ lot, Late Night Pizza!
what is business
what is business process reengineering - whatever it is, can we all agree it sounds painfully boring?
what is going on - LOL.
what is in - this drink? Wait… that… flavor… WHERE IS THE ANTIDOTE!!??
what is life
what is sag
what is the maximum - number of nut-punches Rick Santorum can endure?
what is the minimum - number of republican senators it takes to screw in a light bulb?
what is the relationship between - Senator Rick Santorum and this dude?
where is bethlehem
who is in - In Rick Santorum’s ass?
who is on
who is the best
who was scarface
why hurricanes are named - because it is good to ruin certain names forever.
what is gout - My doctor once took me aside and whispered, “gout. Gout. Let it all out. You know the cause is buildup of uric acid this doesn’t rhyme.”
what is colitis
what is six sigma - I saw books for that when checking out “business process reengineering.” Basically, it’s a way the Freemasons control the economy.
what is ethernet
what is web services
what is schizophrenia
what is a mutual fund
what is islam
what is vitamin a
what is genital herpes - why can’t disease be named by drug companies so they sound nicer?
what is libor
what is chemotherapy
what is project management
what is nlp
what is depression
what is iq
what is truth
what are carbohydrates
what is white paper
what is ram
what is rs232
what is a llc
what is a firewall
what is sexual harassment - that’s an easy one, little lady. Here [moves behind her] let me show you…
what is supply chain
breast cancer what is
what is mesothelioma - bad things from asbesteos. Bad, bad things. Good things for lawyers. They make all sorts of money from mesothelioma claims as they don’t require much work to settle, the returns are huge and almost guaranteed.
what is smtp
what is lyme disease
what is tmj
what is atenolol
when is sweetest day
what is leadership
what are vitamins
what is anxiety
where in the world is carmen san diego - I liked that computer game. The TV show… a bit on the gay side. The game, though, that was awesome. It’s goal was to get you to learn about world geography by tracking criminals as they left clues around the world. In actuality, you could figure out who the criminals were by memorizing what kind of food they preferred.
what is database
where is the g spot - Don’t bother. It’s not really important anyway.
when is ovulation
where the heart is
where the boys are
where is sri lanka
what is udp
what is intellectual property
what is blogging
what is knowledge management
what is hipaa
when is fathers day
what is gps - Global Penile Severing. Pionerred by that Bobbit lady. Lorena? Wow that joke is old.
what is attention deficit disorder
what is jsp
what is the interest rate
what is customer service
what was i thinkin - when I dated that hippy? Or wait, we didn’t date, but I kind of hit on her a bit. Sill, she cornered me the other day and talked for an extended period on her time in a tree house on the Virgin Islands. As much as I wanted to mock her… threehouses are pretty badass. It’s like a normal house, but you get to poop off a balcony.
what is ged - Sands fer “get ‘er dun.” Go on, now! Get ‘er dun!
what is gsm
what is rfid
what is ergonomics
what is l glutamine
what is adsl
what is insomnia
what is strategic planning
where is aruba
what is sql server
what is atherosclerosis
what is computer software - wow. How old are you? I’m guessing 5 or maybe 90.
what is viagra
what is paxil
what is bluetooth
what is bipolar - after you found this out, check out 84. That may help.
what is constipation
what is citrix
use what you have decorating
do what you are
what is calcium
dns what is
what is creativity
what is a limited liability company
what is prostate cancer
what is testosterone
lupus what is
tell when someone is lying
what is the holy spirit
what is web service