I cannot fall asleep and I’m going a little nuts. What do I do? Go for a jog? No, there’s that pizza I ate and muchacho the equation is: pizza + jog - sleep = copious vomit.

What the hell? Why are there all of these miniature ants in my sink? They’re nowhere else (that I can tell) in my house, so they must love toothpaste. Can ants live on toothpaste and toothpaste alone? Is there a list that will bring no answers to this question?

starting with:

ants
toothpast

I get:

1. ants
2. toothpaste
3. carpenter ants
4. fire ants
5. sugar ants
6. dog toothpaste - They frickin’ need it, too.  How about some dog anti-gas pills while you’re at it.
7. kill ants
8. white footed ants - Adorable!
9. toothpaste for dinner - Exactly which part of the food pyramid is this satisfying?
10. exterminating ants - I recommend Dalek Ant Extermination Services.  “At DAES, our motto is:  Exterminate!  Exterminate!“
11. ants marching
12. pet toothpaste
13. crest toothpaste
14. cat toothpaste
15. florida fire ants
16. ants com
17. herbal toothpaste
18. colgate toothpaste
19. ants boric acid
20. tea tree toothpaste
21. therabreath toothpaste - GenericName ToothPaste
22. kids toothpaste
23. toothpaste brands
24. listerine toothpaste
25. fluoride toothpaste
26. leaf cutter ants
27. leiningen versus the ants
28. rembrandt toothpaste
29. how to get rid of ants
30. toothpaste for breakfast
31. tom’s toothpaste
32. toothpaste ingredients
33. getting rid of ants
34. ants eat
35. two bad ants - can spoil the bunch.
36. chocolate covered ants - how about candy-coated vomit?  Does that sound tasty, you filthy hippy?
37. ants software - is this like Boidz?
38. study of ants
39. ants profiler
40. ants with wings
41. driver ants - for stripper ants wanted.
42. aim toothpaste
43. pictures of ants
44. killing ants
45. marvis toothpaste
46. fluoride in toothpaste
47. live ants
48. how to kill ants - you must find the Original Ant, my son.  If you kill the Original Ant, all others will fall.
49. king of the ants
50. velvet ants - This just sounds luxurious!
51. aquafresh toothpaste
52. bullet ants - Awesome!  Bullets filled with ants!
53. facts about ants
54. history of toothpaste
55. ants pictures
56. ants game
57. the ants go marching one by one
58. toothpaste com
59. buy ants
60. crazy ants
61. sensodyne toothpaste - wasn’t “Sensodyne” the corporation that built the Terminator?
62. cutter ants
63. worker ants
64. ants go marching lyrics
65. homemade toothpaste
66. soldier ants - are often protested by hippy ants.
67. lyrics ants marching
68. what is the study of ants called - Anthropology.  Duh.
69. flouride toothpaste
70. leafcutter ants - now all we need are lawnmowing ants and what will fourth graders do to make money during the summer?
71. ants go marching one by one
72. battle of the ants
73. the study of ants
74. arm and hammer toothpaste
75. species of ants
76. toothpaste dinner
77. ants for sale
78. fayetteville fire ants
79. florida ants
80. all about ants
81. fire ants bite - yeah they fucking do.
82. ants food
83. kill fire ants - of the other three elements, I recommend water over earth or wind.
84. organic toothpaste
85. baking soda toothpaste
86. african ants
87. how to make toothpaste - DO NOT use potatoes
88. dave matthews band ants marching - like ants marching to a dave matthews concert.
89. ants in the house
90. old toothpaste brand
91. toothpaste brand
92. pharoah ants - let my people go!
93. imported fire ants
94. leaf cutting ants
95. leiningen vs the ants
96. wood ants
97. darkie toothpaste
98. toothbrush and toothpaste
99. the battle of the ants
100. dangerous ants