Revisions have been made to this article featured on BBC news to clarify the intended meaning:

A squirrel-like [human] discovered in Laos is the sole survivor of a group that otherwise died out 11 million years ago, according to fossil data.

The [senator] made headlines in 2005 when [he] was hailed as the only new family of living mammals to be found in 30 years.

But scientists now believe [Strom Thurmond] is a “living fossil”, the relic of a group of prehistoric [humans] once widespread in South East Asia and Japan.

Writing in Science magazine, they say efforts must be made to conserve it.

The [senator], homo pornophobia, was found by scientists at a hunter’s market in Laos in early 2005.

Robert Timmins, from the Wildlife Conservation Society, saw [Thurmond] on sale next to some vegetables.

“I knew immediately [the senator] was something I had never seen before,” he said at the time.

While previously unknown to the worldwide scientific community, [Thurmond] is familiar enough to local people to have a name, the [Ol’ Creeky].

The [senator] has dark-grey fur and is about the size of a red squirrel. [Thurmond] has short legs, a hairy tail and a long snout.

From a Scientific American article titled Bacteria Turn Styrofoam into Biodegradable Plastic:

Kevin O’Connor and his European colleagues turned the polystyrene into an oil through pyrolysis–a process that heats the petroleum-based plastic to 520 degrees Celsius in the absence of oxygen. This results in a chemical cocktail made up of more than 80 percent styrene oil plus low volumes of other toxicants. The researchers then fed this brew to P. putida CA-3, a special strain of a common soil microbe, fully expecting that the oil would have to be further purified in order to enable bacterial growth.But the bacteria thrived on this new diet, turning 64 grams of undistilled styrene oil into nearly 3 grams of additional bacteria.

Gross, but cool. This just feeds my plastics fixation.  Pyrolysis, you say?

1. pyrolysis
2. spray pyrolysis
3. fast pyrolysis
4. pyrolysis definition
5. pyrolysis gas
6. pyrolysis oil
7. pyrolysis of polystyrene
8. tire pyrolysis
9. pyrolysis gas chromatography
10. wood pyrolysis
11. what is pyrolysis
12. pyrolysis and isomerization of quadricyclane
13. pyrolysis gc
14. pyrolysis products
15. hydrous pyrolysis
16. vacuum pyrolysis

I’m tired. went to online thesaurus to get synonyms. I was about to remove “beat” and “worn” because they were returning irrelevant searches. then i realized the whol thing is irrelevant. so, here is the intact list:

1. irregular heart beat
2. fall asleep
3. dr beat metronomes
4. distressed homes
5. beat generation - my heart skipped a beat (harhar) when I thought this was something my beat generator would have something to do with.  Not so.  It has to do with hippies.
6. empty toner cartridges
7. haggard - probably the singer, not how I feel.
8. worn panties - okay, why are dudes into this?  there must be some primal element I lack.
9. fast heart beat
10. sleepy hollow
11. i am tired
12. beat makers - oh yeah.
13. beat box
14. beat street - what a great break-dancing movie!  I saw it at a drive-in in Oklahoma.
15. bored
16. distressed houses
17. beat traffic ticket
18. heart beat monitors
19. empty paint can
20. how to beat a drug test - stop being a hippy.
21. dead beat parent - stop being a hippy.
22. beat a drug test
23. empty tea bag
24. down beat magazine
25. merle haggard albums
26. i am bored
27. tired of working
28. fetus heart beat
29. what to do when bored - I don’t know.  Make a list or something.  Just don’t bother me.
30. bored com
31. sick of it all
32. legend of sleepy hollow - how about “the legend of shutting the hell up”?
33. narcoleptic
34. tired
35. why am i always tired - you smoke too much pot, you don’t have a job and someone needs to hose you down.
36. the legend of sleepy hollow
37. the faint - I have mixed feelings about that “band”.
38. pre finished hardwood flooring
39. beat club
40. empty history
41. merle haggard
42. feeling tired
43. im bored
44. droopy eyelids - yep.  ask my co-worker re that.  I’m sure you’ll get a polite reply.
45. the beat
46. down beat
47. asleep at the wheel
48. 100.3 the beat
49. game worn
50. timeshare beat
51. distressed furniture
52. beat maker - again!  yes!
53. sleepy eye
54. sick of
55. jaded
56. bronski beat
57. heart beat
58. i m bored
59. worn panty
60. how to beat a speeding ticket
61. so sick of love songs
62. drooping eyelids
63. i am bored com
64. distressed painted furniture
65. bored at work
66. tired of
67. faint lyrics
68. the faint lyrics - your retro ca-reer muh-muh-muh-melted!
69. droopy
70. sleepy hallow
71. exhausted
72. sleepy
73. distressed debt
74. wasted
75. www bored com
76. english beat
77. beat breathalyzer
78. city beat
79. sick and tired
80. beat poet
81. so bored
82. beat of my heart
83. dark beat
84. human beat box
85. faint
86. slow heart beat
87. i m tired
88. beat the market
89. tired of being alone
90. 95.7 the beat
91. stale
92. weary
93. so fucking bored - the poor people searching on this.  I can imagine them in their cubes.  biz-cas.  grossly flirting with the interns.  oh, i can imagine them.
94. sleepy eye minnesota
95. empty room
96. fed up
97. dog tired
98. irritated skin
99. i m so tired
100. the beat goes on - not tonight.